Not if Jacques (link is probably NSFW) has anything to do with it. Let’s not get it twisted, Jacques is a nudie magazine – one I bought for the pictures, but then actually read the articles. Not like nudie mags are provocative anymore with the Internets being the dirtiest thing ever conceived. But the fact of the matter is, Jacques is super amazing and if you aren’t reading (looking!) or subscribing, it is safe to say you are leading a boring life. My favorite part of the last issue (pictured below) was the feature on none other than the-pride-of-Tampa, Mons Venus, my favorite “gentleman’s club” in the world. Seriously riveting stuff (or at least very entertaining stuff).

To promote the new issue, Jacques made a little video (again, seen below) that is, um, pretty amazing. Never knew racket sports could be so much fun. Enjoy!

Depending on where you work, you might not want to watch that video, you know, at work.

Comments on “PRINT IS NOT DEAD

    TA on March 24, 2010 11:13 AM:

    This post made my day. :-)

    nick on March 24, 2010 11:14 AM:

    Good thing I’m headed to Tampa right now!

    Michael Williams on March 24, 2010 11:16 AM:

    Nick — please do treat yourself to that famous Tampa hospitality.

    suicide_blond on March 24, 2010 11:25 AM:

    subscrips to Jacques is one of my go to gifts to give “gentlemen friends” who already “have everything” or are so discerning that you never know WHAT you could possible buy them… Jacques fits the bill quite nicely ;-)

    Michael Williams on March 24, 2010 11:27 AM:

    SB — the world needs more friends like you.

    Whitezine on March 24, 2010 11:51 AM:

    Loved it :) Just what i needed. However there’s no Shipping to france, where i am right now :(

    Scottie Eights on March 24, 2010 12:34 PM:

    This is relevant to my interests.

    enemy2fashion on March 24, 2010 1:32 PM:

    yes… all i have to say is yes…

    lineage of influence on March 24, 2010 1:38 PM:

    @ Scottie, it’s relevant to mine too chap! The video is mesmerizing.

    TJ on March 24, 2010 1:53 PM:

    If she focused more on her technique, she might not have to do all that heavy breathing. Oh wait…I get it. Never mind.

    Greg D on March 24, 2010 2:01 PM:

    Well it’s about time! I was beginning to wonder…

    Thornproof on March 24, 2010 2:32 PM:

    Reminds me of when Nerve used to have print issues … may be interesting to look into to having around the house!

    Brett on March 24, 2010 3:17 PM:

    …man do i love the internets.

    ron on March 24, 2010 4:22 PM:

    more filth, more garbage pornography disguised in the form of ‘art’

    Ralph on March 24, 2010 4:51 PM:

    Beautiiiiiiful. Merci.

    ben on March 24, 2010 5:11 PM:

    love it

    really came in handy last time I was jacquing off

    andy on March 24, 2010 5:28 PM:

    Another great book I saw at the Taschen store in Beverly Hills was about Dennis Hopper’s photography. I think it costs about $700!

    Dave on March 24, 2010 5:30 PM:

    Came in handy


    No pun taken

    Ulysses on March 24, 2010 5:49 PM:

    Shouldn’t need to look at this if you have a proper lady friend, or are capable of acquiring one.

    Rick/ Know Your Legends on March 24, 2010 7:19 PM:

    tennis anyone?

    Rick/ Know Your Legends on March 24, 2010 7:20 PM:

    ahhh only chicks that is!!

    ND on March 24, 2010 7:53 PM:

    It would have been nice if this entire post had been marked NSFW.

    Russell Sprouts on March 24, 2010 8:29 PM:

    @Ron No this is straight up, good ol’ red blooded porn. God bless America.

    mike on March 24, 2010 8:41 PM:

    jacques is great and it is owned by a woman i believe. the wifey approves…. at least it’s not filth like hustler. even playboy is gross to me… not old playboys though.

    britexpat on March 24, 2010 9:13 PM:

    Totally irresponsible video post!! How can you live with yourself for posting that video on a wednesday evening when I am 5 Heinekens down?

    God bless the internet. It makes me want to take up sport again.

    Pete on March 25, 2010 5:04 AM:

    Porn with… class? Is that even the right word? No retouching tricks? I’m actually tempted.

    BKC on March 25, 2010 6:07 AM:

    Love this blog.

    Garrett on March 25, 2010 8:38 AM:

    Video is genius but ye lets hope print doesn’t go away. Thanks for the post

    Steven on March 25, 2010 9:23 AM:

    Straight people are boring.

    Andrew on March 25, 2010 3:22 PM:

    I’m glad to learn about this magazine, but this whole comment thread is very “boys at the water cooler”. The comments here wouldn’t stand out on a Maxim thread, which seems to disserve the notion that Jacques’ (or ACL’s) readership is much different.

    Michael Williams on March 25, 2010 3:26 PM:

    I like to think of these comments as something more akin to a FHM or a Stuff conversation.

    Tintin on March 25, 2010 4:08 PM:

    Check out Tori smoking the cigarette. The director must be 12 years old.

    matthew langley on March 29, 2010 12:53 AM:

    Went and bought an issue this weekend at St. Marks Books. I was a bit disapointed as I’ve recently bought a few issues of “Escapde” (with the Kerouac end stories and noticed a great similarity between the two. What got to me was Jaques insistent minor motif of prostitution – in both the spread as well as the fiction and jokes page. It made me think that what I really enjoyed in the “Escapade’s” was more of a sexual nature in your life versus one that is seemingly more or less for sale.

    I minor issue to be sure – but one that I noticed.

    At the same time I think a proper lesson squash could be in my future.

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    Noah on March 29, 2010 6:56 PM:

    @Whitezine Jacques is sold at Colette Paris

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    00Seven4Ever on April 12, 2010 6:30 AM:

    That was amazing. Wow.

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