Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston

This morning I awoke to photos of the beautiful Ms. Aniston in my inbox. Seems the people at GQ had sent them over just to torture me. As a response I have done the only logical thing I could think of – turn the torment on you. The reaction to my photos of Ms. Connelly the other day was mixed (for the record, I stand convinced that she has great legs), but there is no arguing with Jennifer. The January cover has taken patriotic to a whole new level.

Just a few further thoughts:

  • God bless GQ and Michael Thompson
  • That’s a Black Fleece tie on the cover, not that anyone will notice the tie
  • You can read the interview here
  • Screw buying the famous Obama issue of The New York Times, buy the January issue of GQ and lock it up for prosperity
  • Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…




Comments on “Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston

    Michael on December 12, 2008 1:20 PM:

    Now that is a healthy woman. Mayer is a lucky man.

    wayne pate on December 12, 2008 1:36 PM:

    When I think of All American Girls Jennifer does come to mind. I think Brad got it wrong.

    Memphis88 on December 12, 2008 1:50 PM:

    I saw these a couple days ago and they made me that much more excited about getting the January issue in the mail.

    Huh? on December 12, 2008 3:20 PM:

    what happened to that famous ACL good taste?! Y’all are crazy here.

    That women is both incredibly annoying and not particularly attractive at all.

    Just more proof that women can mess up any mans brain…

    gary on December 12, 2008 3:23 PM:

    A Continuous Wank

    John John on December 12, 2008 3:24 PM:

    This rivals Gisele’s old George magazine cover. And with a slight nod to the boob-punching phenomenon.

    Michael Williams on December 12, 2008 3:24 PM:

    To each their own Abe!


    matt on December 12, 2008 3:24 PM:

    “Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…”

    I get bigger when I look at them.

    She’s really beautiful. Much better wife material than Angelina.

    Joe on December 12, 2008 4:09 PM:

    The quintessence of the All American Girl. I have a crush on Jennifer and I don’t even play on her team! I just look in those eyes and want to…buy shoes with her!

    Michael Williams on December 12, 2008 4:11 PM:

    That could be the best comment ever!


    David on December 12, 2008 4:25 PM:

    Not bad, though she has never really done anything for me. Can GQ make a special “married man” subscriber cover? Everytime I open the mailbox and there is a half-naked girl on the cover, I have about one second of appreciation and then immediately feel dread about the crap my wife is going to give me. Maybe I’ll get a pass this month, as she was quite happy to see Jon Hamm on my December GQ.

    Turling on December 12, 2008 5:49 PM:


    pit on December 12, 2008 8:12 PM:

    One word: Wow. Maegan on December 13, 2008 12:42 AM:

    I mean seriously, she looks amazing.

    Garrett on December 13, 2008 8:18 AM:

    love this girl, the under appreciated girl next door

    Sam Jacobs on December 13, 2008 6:29 PM:

    She’s come a long way since Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…this is way better than the episode of Friends when she went commando…and I thought that was the greatest thing ever!

    D in TX on December 13, 2008 6:37 PM:

    Thank you! and thank you Jen!

    Disaffected Prep on December 13, 2008 10:09 PM:

    Jen looks better than ever! Really beautiful, in that approachable, you-can-have-a-beer-with-her sort of way. Much better than Skeletor, or whoever Brad is dating right now.

    Why is it that one of the sexiest articles of clothing on a women is oftentimes a man’s oxford shirt, and nothing else? Gets me everytime.

    Tintin on December 15, 2008 11:53 AM:

    She is beautiful but Brad was looking for something a bit more…how do you say it?

    Well, you know the old saying? What’s the difference between a J.A.P. and Jello? Jello moves when you eat it.

    Michael Williams on December 15, 2008 12:14 PM:

    Oh snap!

    ERIC on December 15, 2008 12:24 PM:

    She “is getting hotter” because she “is having plastic surgery.”

    Thom on December 15, 2008 12:46 PM:

    The beauty of magazines is you can’t hear the photos speak…

    Laguna Beach Trad on December 15, 2008 1:46 PM:

    Wow! I love the repp tie she’s wearing. Is it from J.Press?

    Michael Williams on December 15, 2008 1:48 PM:

    Black Fleece…

    jk on December 15, 2008 2:24 PM:

    Yes, she looks amazing, but I feel like she’s trying just a little too hard. Specifically since she is promoting a PG film about the crazy mishaps of a family dog.

    AMF on December 16, 2008 10:46 AM:

    she looks amazing, just did a post about it yesterday BUT the tie is horrible and i just feel like she is trying so hard to gain attention.

    Paper Clip on December 17, 2008 12:13 PM:

    I agree she is a fantastic looking American girl, BUT she must be a royal pain to be that good looking and have been thrown-over so many times.

    Michael Williams on December 17, 2008 12:38 PM:

    Oh yeah, we got some “himbos” comin’ up. ha ha

    robvallejos on December 17, 2008 9:12 PM:

    I saw Jennifer up close at the premiere of Marley and Me in LA last weekend, and I got to say, she looked absolutely stunning.

    keith pearson on December 18, 2008 12:59 AM:

    GQ is the best…I didnt think they would top the MEGAN FOX cover.

    Matthew on December 18, 2008 9:02 PM:

    Jen gave David Letterman the black fleece tie on his show last night; he tried it on, it was shorter than he was used to (I guess) and asked if she got it in the Juniors department. Obviously he isn’t familiar with Thom Browne!

    The whole clip is here:

    coffee fiend on January 7, 2009 6:03 PM:

    Jen is hotter than Bradgelina in more ways than one

    Mah on April 6, 2009 12:41 AM:

    Huh? I think you are either gay or blind. jennifer is so hot!

    Tom on April 9, 2009 7:51 AM:

    I always thought that Jennifer Aniston was kind of cute but nothing special but after seeing those pictures I want to destroy her. Damn she looks good!

    Lee on June 18, 2009 4:05 AM:

    Trading in Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie is NOT an upgrade. Brad Pitt should have been faithful to his wife. That is what marriage means.

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