Not if Jacques (link is probably NSFW) has anything to do with it. Let’s not get it twisted, Jacques is a nudie magazine — one I bought for the pictures, but then actually read the articles. Not like nudie mags are provocative anymore with the Internets being the dirtiest thing ever conceived. But the fact of the matter is, Jacques is super amazing and if you aren’t reading (looking!) or subscribing, it is safe to say you are leading a boring life. My favorite part of the last issue (pictured below) was the feature on none other than the-pride-of-Tampa, Mons Venus, my favorite “gentleman’s club” in the world. Seriously riveting stuff (or at least very entertaining stuff).
To promote the new issue, Jacques made a little video (again, seen below) that is, um, pretty amazing. Never knew racket sports could be so much fun. Enjoy!
Depending on where you work, you might not want to watch that video, you know, at work.
TA
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:13 AM:
This post made my day. :-)
nick
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:14 AM:
Good thing I’m headed to Tampa right now!
Michael Williams
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:16 AM:
Nick — please do treat yourself to that famous Tampa hospitality.
suicide_blond
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:25 AM:
subscrips to Jacques is one of my go to gifts to give “gentlemen friends” who already “have everything” or are so discerning that you never know WHAT you could possible buy them… Jacques fits the bill quite nicely ;-)
xoxo
Michael Williams
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:27 AM:
SB — the world needs more friends like you.
Whitezine
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 11:51 AM:
Loved it :) Just what i needed. However there’s no Shipping to france, where i am right now :(
Scottie Eights
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 12:34 PM:
This is relevant to my interests.
enemy2fashion
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 1:32 PM:
yes… all i have to say is yes…
lineage of influence
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 1:38 PM:
@ Scottie, it’s relevant to mine too chap! The video is mesmerizing.
TJ
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 1:53 PM:
If she focused more on her technique, she might not have to do all that heavy breathing. Oh wait…I get it. Never mind.
Greg D
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 2:01 PM:
Well it’s about time! I was beginning to wonder…
Thornproof
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 2:32 PM:
Reminds me of when Nerve used to have print issues … may be interesting to look into to having around the house!
Brett
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 3:17 PM:
…man do i love the internets.
ron
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 4:22 PM:
more filth, more garbage pornography disguised in the form of ‘art’
Ralph
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 4:51 PM:
Beautiiiiiiful. Merci.
ben
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 5:11 PM:
love it
really came in handy last time I was jacquing off
andy
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 5:28 PM:
Another great book I saw at the Taschen store in Beverly Hills was about Dennis Hopper’s photography. I think it costs about $700!
Dave
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 5:30 PM:
Came in handy
Haaah!
No pun taken
Ulysses
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 5:49 PM:
Shouldn’t need to look at this if you have a proper lady friend, or are capable of acquiring one.
Rick/ Know Your Legends
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 7:19 PM:
tennis anyone?
Rick/ Know Your Legends
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 7:20 PM:
ahhh only chicks that is!!
ND
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 7:53 PM:
It would have been nice if this entire post had been marked NSFW.
Russell Sprouts
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 8:29 PM:
@Ron No this is straight up, good ol’ red blooded porn. God bless America.
mike
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 8:41 PM:
jacques is great and it is owned by a woman i believe. the wifey approves…. at least it’s not filth like hustler. even playboy is gross to me… not old playboys though.
britexpat
on Mar 24th, 2010
@ 9:13 PM:
Totally irresponsible video post!! How can you live with yourself for posting that video on a wednesday evening when I am 5 Heinekens down?
God bless the internet. It makes me want to take up sport again.
Pete
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 5:04 AM:
Porn with… class? Is that even the right word? No retouching tricks? I’m actually tempted.
BKC
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 6:07 AM:
Love this blog.
Garrett
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 8:38 AM:
Video is genius but ye lets hope print doesn’t go away. Thanks for the post
Steven
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 9:23 AM:
Straight people are boring.
Andrew
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 3:22 PM:
I’m glad to learn about this magazine, but this whole comment thread is very “boys at the water cooler”. The comments here wouldn’t stand out on a Maxim thread, which seems to disserve the notion that Jacques’ (or ACL’s) readership is much different.
Michael Williams
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 3:26 PM:
I like to think of these comments as something more akin to a FHM or a Stuff conversation.
Tintin
on Mar 25th, 2010
@ 4:08 PM:
Check out Tori smoking the cigarette. The director must be 12 years old.
matthew langley
on Mar 29th, 2010
@ 12:53 AM:
Went and bought an issue this weekend at St. Marks Books. I was a bit disapointed as I’ve recently bought a few issues of “Escapde” (with the Kerouac end stories and noticed a great similarity between the two. What got to me was Jaques insistent minor motif of prostitution – in both the spread as well as the fiction and jokes page. It made me think that what I really enjoyed in the “Escapade’s” was more of a sexual nature in your life versus one that is seemingly more or less for sale.
I minor issue to be sure – but one that I noticed.
At the same time I think a proper lesson squash could be in my future.
jonathan
on Mar 29th, 2010
@ 4:37 PM:
genious…
Noah
on Mar 29th, 2010
@ 6:56 PM:
@Whitezine Jacques is sold at Colette Paris
kaplan88
on Apr 2nd, 2010
@ 3:29 AM:
eeeewww….
00Seven4Ever
on Apr 12th, 2010
@ 6:30 AM:
That was amazing. Wow.