Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston

This morning I awoke to photos of the beautiful Ms. Aniston in my inbox. Seems the people at GQ had sent them over just to torture me. As a response I have done the only logical thing I could think of — turn the torment on you. The reaction to my photos of Ms. Connelly the other day was mixed (for the record, I stand convinced that she has great legs), but there is no arguing with Jennifer. The January cover has taken patriotic to a whole new level.

Just a few further thoughts:

  • God bless GQ and Michael Thompson
  • That’s a Black Fleece tie on the cover, not that anyone will notice the tie
  • You can read the interview here
  • Screw buying the famous Obama issue of The New York Times, buy the January issue of GQ and lock it up for prosperity
  • Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…




Comments on “Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston

    Michaelon December 12, 2008 @ 1:20 PM:

    Now that is a healthy woman. Mayer is a lucky man.

    wayne pateon December 12, 2008 @ 1:36 PM:

    When I think of All American Girls Jennifer does come to mind. I think Brad got it wrong.

    Memphis88on December 12, 2008 @ 1:50 PM:

    I saw these a couple days ago and they made me that much more excited about getting the January issue in the mail.

    Huh?on December 12, 2008 @ 3:20 PM:

    what happened to that famous ACL good taste?! Y’all are crazy here.

    That women is both incredibly annoying and not particularly attractive at all.

    Just more proof that women can mess up any mans brain…

    garyon December 12, 2008 @ 3:23 PM:

    A Continuous Wank

    John Johnon December 12, 2008 @ 3:24 PM:

    This rivals Gisele’s old George magazine cover. And with a slight nod to the boob-punching phenomenon.

    Michael Williamson December 12, 2008 @ 3:24 PM:

    To each their own Abe!


    matton December 12, 2008 @ 3:24 PM:

    “Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…”

    I get bigger when I look at them.

    She’s really beautiful. Much better wife material than Angelina.

    Joeon December 12, 2008 @ 4:09 PM:

    The quintessence of the All American Girl. I have a crush on Jennifer and I don’t even play on her team! I just look in those eyes and want to…buy shoes with her!

    Michael Williamson December 12, 2008 @ 4:11 PM:

    That could be the best comment ever!


    Davidon December 12, 2008 @ 4:25 PM:

    Not bad, though she has never really done anything for me. Can GQ make a special “married man” subscriber cover? Everytime I open the mailbox and there is a half-naked girl on the cover, I have about one second of appreciation and then immediately feel dread about the crap my wife is going to give me. Maybe I’ll get a pass this month, as she was quite happy to see Jon Hamm on my December GQ.

    Turlingon December 12, 2008 @ 5:49 PM:


    piton December 12, 2008 @ 8:12 PM:

    One word: Wow. Maeganon December 13, 2008 @ 12:42 AM:

    I mean seriously, she looks amazing.

    Garretton December 13, 2008 @ 8:18 AM:

    love this girl, the under appreciated girl next door

    Sam Jacobson December 13, 2008 @ 6:29 PM:

    She’s come a long way since Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…this is way better than the episode of Friends when she went commando…and I thought that was the greatest thing ever!

    D in TXon December 13, 2008 @ 6:37 PM:

    Thank you! and thank you Jen!

    Disaffected Prepon December 13, 2008 @ 10:09 PM:

    Jen looks better than ever! Really beautiful, in that approachable, you-can-have-a-beer-with-her sort of way. Much better than Skeletor, or whoever Brad is dating right now.

    Why is it that one of the sexiest articles of clothing on a women is oftentimes a man’s oxford shirt, and nothing else? Gets me everytime.

    Tintinon December 15, 2008 @ 11:53 AM:

    She is beautiful but Brad was looking for something a bit more…how do you say it?

    Well, you know the old saying? What’s the difference between a J.A.P. and Jello? Jello moves when you eat it.

    Michael Williamson December 15, 2008 @ 12:14 PM:

    Oh snap!

    ERICon December 15, 2008 @ 12:24 PM:

    She “is getting hotter” because she “is having plastic surgery.”

    Thomon December 15, 2008 @ 12:46 PM:

    The beauty of magazines is you can’t hear the photos speak…

    Laguna Beach Tradon December 15, 2008 @ 1:46 PM:

    Wow! I love the repp tie she’s wearing. Is it from J.Press?

    Michael Williamson December 15, 2008 @ 1:48 PM:

    Black Fleece…

    jkon December 15, 2008 @ 2:24 PM:

    Yes, she looks amazing, but I feel like she’s trying just a little too hard. Specifically since she is promoting a PG film about the crazy mishaps of a family dog.

    AMFon December 16, 2008 @ 10:46 AM:

    she looks amazing, just did a post about it yesterday BUT the tie is horrible and i just feel like she is trying so hard to gain attention.

    Paper Clipon December 17, 2008 @ 12:13 PM:

    I agree she is a fantastic looking American girl, BUT she must be a royal pain to be that good looking and have been thrown-over so many times.

    Michael Williamson December 17, 2008 @ 12:38 PM:

    Oh yeah, we got some “himbos” comin’ up. ha ha

    robvallejoson December 17, 2008 @ 9:12 PM:

    I saw Jennifer up close at the premiere of Marley and Me in LA last weekend, and I got to say, she looked absolutely stunning.

    keith pearsonon December 18, 2008 @ 12:59 AM:

    GQ is the best…I didnt think they would top the MEGAN FOX cover.

    Matthewon December 18, 2008 @ 9:02 PM:

    Jen gave David Letterman the black fleece tie on his show last night; he tried it on, it was shorter than he was used to (I guess) and asked if she got it in the Juniors department. Obviously he isn’t familiar with Thom Browne!

    The whole clip is here:

    coffee fiendon January 7, 2009 @ 6:03 PM:

    Jen is hotter than Bradgelina in more ways than one

    Mahon April 6, 2009 @ 12:41 AM:

    Huh? I think you are either gay or blind. jennifer is so hot!

    Tomon April 9, 2009 @ 7:51 AM:

    I always thought that Jennifer Aniston was kind of cute but nothing special but after seeing those pictures I want to destroy her. Damn she looks good!

    Leeon June 18, 2009 @ 4:05 AM:

    Trading in Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie is NOT an upgrade. Brad Pitt should have been faithful to his wife. That is what marriage means.

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