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Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston

Dec 12th, 2008 | Categories: Magazines | by Michael Williams

This morning I awoke to photos of the beautiful Ms. Aniston in my inbox. Seems the people at GQ had sent them over just to torture me. As a response I have done the only logical thing I could think of — turn the torment on you. The reaction to my photos of Ms. Connelly the other day was mixed (for the record, I stand convinced that she has great legs), but there is no arguing with Jennifer. The January cover has taken patriotic to a whole new level.

Just a few further thoughts:

  • God bless GQ and Michael Thompson
  • That’s a Black Fleece tie on the cover, not that anyone will notice the tie
  • You can read the interview here
  • Screw buying the famous Obama issue of The New York Times, buy the January issue of GQ and lock it up for prosperity
  • Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…




Comments: 35

35 Comments to “Gratuitous Photos of Jennifer Aniston”

  1. Michael
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 1:20 PM

    Now that is a healthy woman. Mayer is a lucky man.

  2. wayne pate
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 1:36 PM

    When I think of All American Girls Jennifer does come to mind. I think Brad got it wrong.

  3. Memphis88
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 1:50 PM

    I saw these a couple days ago and they made me that much more excited about getting the January issue in the mail.

  4. Huh?
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 3:20 PM

    what happened to that famous ACL good taste?! Y’all are crazy here.

    That women is both incredibly annoying and not particularly attractive at all.

    Just more proof that women can mess up any mans brain…

  5. gary
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 3:23 PM

    A Continuous Wank

  6. John John
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 3:24 PM

    This rivals Gisele’s old George magazine cover. And with a slight nod to the boob-punching phenomenon.

  7. Michael Williams
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 3:24 PM

    To each their own Abe!


  8. matt
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 3:24 PM

    “Those pictures get bigger if you click on them…”

    I get bigger when I look at them.

    She’s really beautiful. Much better wife material than Angelina.

  9. Joe
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 4:09 PM

    The quintessence of the All American Girl. I have a crush on Jennifer and I don’t even play on her team! I just look in those eyes and want to…buy shoes with her!

  10. Michael Williams
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 4:11 PM

    That could be the best comment ever!


  11. David
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 4:25 PM

    Not bad, though she has never really done anything for me. Can GQ make a special “married man” subscriber cover? Everytime I open the mailbox and there is a half-naked girl on the cover, I have about one second of appreciation and then immediately feel dread about the crap my wife is going to give me. Maybe I’ll get a pass this month, as she was quite happy to see Jon Hamm on my December GQ.

  12. Turling
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 5:49 PM


  13. pit
    on Dec 12th, 2008
    @ 8:12 PM

    One word: Wow.

  14. Maegan
    on Dec 13th, 2008
    @ 12:42 AM

    I mean seriously, she looks amazing.

  15. Garrett
    on Dec 13th, 2008
    @ 8:18 AM

    love this girl, the under appreciated girl next door

  16. Sam Jacobs
    on Dec 13th, 2008
    @ 6:29 PM

    She’s come a long way since Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…this is way better than the episode of Friends when she went commando…and I thought that was the greatest thing ever!

  17. D in TX
    on Dec 13th, 2008
    @ 6:37 PM

    Thank you! and thank you Jen!

  18. Disaffected Prep
    on Dec 13th, 2008
    @ 10:09 PM

    Jen looks better than ever! Really beautiful, in that approachable, you-can-have-a-beer-with-her sort of way. Much better than Skeletor, or whoever Brad is dating right now.

    Why is it that one of the sexiest articles of clothing on a women is oftentimes a man’s oxford shirt, and nothing else? Gets me everytime.

  19. Tintin
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 11:53 AM

    She is beautiful but Brad was looking for something a bit more…how do you say it?

    Well, you know the old saying? What’s the difference between a J.A.P. and Jello? Jello moves when you eat it.

  20. Michael Williams
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 12:14 PM

    Oh snap!

  21. ERIC
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 12:24 PM

    She “is getting hotter” because she “is having plastic surgery.”

  22. Thom
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 12:46 PM

    The beauty of magazines is you can’t hear the photos speak…

  23. Laguna Beach Trad
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 1:46 PM

    Wow! I love the repp tie she’s wearing. Is it from J.Press?

  24. Michael Williams
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 1:48 PM

    Black Fleece…

  25. jk
    on Dec 15th, 2008
    @ 2:24 PM

    Yes, she looks amazing, but I feel like she’s trying just a little too hard. Specifically since she is promoting a PG film about the crazy mishaps of a family dog.

  26. AMF
    on Dec 16th, 2008
    @ 10:46 AM

    she looks amazing, just did a post about it yesterday BUT the tie is horrible and i just feel like she is trying so hard to gain attention.

  27. Paper Clip
    on Dec 17th, 2008
    @ 12:13 PM

    I agree she is a fantastic looking American girl, BUT she must be a royal pain to be that good looking and have been thrown-over so many times.

  28. Michael Williams
    on Dec 17th, 2008
    @ 12:38 PM

    Oh yeah, we got some “himbos” comin’ up. ha ha

  29. robvallejos
    on Dec 17th, 2008
    @ 9:12 PM

    I saw Jennifer up close at the premiere of Marley and Me in LA last weekend, and I got to say, she looked absolutely stunning.

  30. keith pearson
    on Dec 18th, 2008
    @ 12:59 AM

    GQ is the best…I didnt think they would top the MEGAN FOX cover.

  31. Matthew
    on Dec 18th, 2008
    @ 9:02 PM

    Jen gave David Letterman the black fleece tie on his show last night; he tried it on, it was shorter than he was used to (I guess) and asked if she got it in the Juniors department. Obviously he isn’t familiar with Thom Browne!

    The whole clip is here:

  32. coffee fiend
    on Jan 7th, 2009
    @ 6:03 PM

    Jen is hotter than Bradgelina in more ways than one

  33. Mah
    on Apr 6th, 2009
    @ 12:41 AM

    Huh? I think you are either gay or blind. jennifer is so hot!

  34. Tom
    on Apr 9th, 2009
    @ 7:51 AM

    I always thought that Jennifer Aniston was kind of cute but nothing special but after seeing those pictures I want to destroy her. Damn she looks good!

  35. Lee
    on Jun 18th, 2009
    @ 4:05 AM

    Trading in Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie is NOT an upgrade. Brad Pitt should have been faithful to his wife. That is what marriage means.